winners
it's been less than ten generations since this land became ours. it took less than three to clear out the blackies. down in tasmania, we just wiped them out. shot them, poisoned them, burnt them... whatever it took to get the vermin out. hunt them like the animals they are. no worries, mate.
we managed to keep it clean until 1973, when the liberals cleared out the last of the white australia legislation. for over a century, we'd managed to keep 'em out - the niggers and the sand niggers and the chinese and the brown islanders of the pacific. oh they laboured in our mines and in our fields and cleaned our muck, but they didn't live here, no worries about that mate.
the few remaining abo's... well, them buggers got the vote in the sixties but they're all to drunk to do anything about it, the lazy black bastards. they don't mean nothing to this land anymore, and they know it. no worries, eh mate?
so we sit at our pub nursing our victoria bitters and laughing at those silly fosters ads that make us ozzies seem so fun and harmless and oh yeah, cool to all them brownies the world over. no one even drinks fosters in oz anymore, but no worries mate, the niggers will drink anything, eh?
so here's the foster's ad that every ozzie with a white prisoner forefather knows, but doesn't talk about:
Visuals:
dead abos, white australia, dead kangaroos, dead thylacines, tasmania, the tent embassy, gove land rights case, vietnam, iraq, afghanistan, being america's pacific poodle, lifting the white man's burden, cheating, lying, land theft.
MVO (thick oz accent):
austaalian for winning.
Visual:
kangaroo logo.
MVO (thick oz accent):
fosters. austraalian for beer.
we managed to keep it clean until 1973, when the liberals cleared out the last of the white australia legislation. for over a century, we'd managed to keep 'em out - the niggers and the sand niggers and the chinese and the brown islanders of the pacific. oh they laboured in our mines and in our fields and cleaned our muck, but they didn't live here, no worries about that mate.
the few remaining abo's... well, them buggers got the vote in the sixties but they're all to drunk to do anything about it, the lazy black bastards. they don't mean nothing to this land anymore, and they know it. no worries, eh mate?
so we sit at our pub nursing our victoria bitters and laughing at those silly fosters ads that make us ozzies seem so fun and harmless and oh yeah, cool to all them brownies the world over. no one even drinks fosters in oz anymore, but no worries mate, the niggers will drink anything, eh?
so here's the foster's ad that every ozzie with a white prisoner forefather knows, but doesn't talk about:
Visuals:
dead abos, white australia, dead kangaroos, dead thylacines, tasmania, the tent embassy, gove land rights case, vietnam, iraq, afghanistan, being america's pacific poodle, lifting the white man's burden, cheating, lying, land theft.
MVO (thick oz accent):
austaalian for winning.
Visual:
kangaroo logo.
MVO (thick oz accent):
fosters. austraalian for beer.
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